Do you want to send me e-mail?

Excellent!

I receive a great deal of e-mail, and I do my best to respond.
I do read everything that comes my way.

BUT (and there always is one)...

Some people send me rude and nasty messages.
If you're going to do this, be warned: I will throw it out.
But not before I make fun of your grammar.
If the thought of that makes you mad, just remember:
I get paid to do it.
So, you might want to reconsider sending that nasty mail.
Instead, go outside. Hug a puppy. See if you can do a cartwheel.
Or, just do something nice for someone you really like.
You'll feel much better. And so will I.

martha AT marthabee.com